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Jokes  // This category is for I.T. relates gags and practical jokes

15 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

Joke: The Blonde and the Business

After months a work, a blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to  pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose […]

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21 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

Jokes & Demotivators

Wifes Mood Swings My husband, not happy with my mood swings,  bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I am in a good mood the ring turns green. When I am in a bad mood the ring leaves a big red mark on his […]

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08 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKE: NASA Spends $1B on a Pen

No wonder the Americans have financial problems; guess they thought they would never run out of money! When NASA first planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to develop a pen that writes […]

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10 Feb Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKES: Greatest Videos EVER – Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets

Having celebrities read ridiculously nasty tweets about themselves is some funny stuff: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y1iErgBrDQ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOEO2gUekE Share This With Your Friends Now:

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02 Feb Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKE: Retiree Mental Fitness

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling.  (I’ll meet you there.)   1.    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you […]

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30 Dec Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKE: A Modern Day Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry […]

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09 Dec Posted by in Jokes | Comments

Jokes: Consultants – Answering What No One Asked

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I […]

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29 Sep Posted by in Jokes | Comments

Mystery! What Do These 7 Words Have In Common?

QUESTION: What Do These 7 Words Have In Common? 1. Potato 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Banana 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess   Scroll down to see the answer . . . . . . . . . . . If you take the first letter of the word and move it to the end […]

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08 May Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKE: Son-In-Law & God

A girl brings her boy friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his study for green tea. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the boy. “I am an religious scholar and want […]

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26 Feb Posted by in Jokes | Comments

FUNNY: Greatest Music Spoof Ever – ColdPlay “YETI”

I genuinely prefer this song to the ColdPlay’s original; the production values are higher on this spoof than the original.  The lyrics are crazy funny: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQwtl_giK4 I also like this 30 second clip, Taylor Swift: I Knew You Were in Trouble GOAT Edition. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCv-HxktZFc All good stuff Share This With Your Friends Now:

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21 Dec Posted by in Jokes | Comments

JOKE: The Blonde and The Lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.   Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE […]

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11 Nov Posted by in Jokes | 1 comment

SOLVED: Why the Blond had Such a Long Password

Why did the blond use the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked about this, the blond women rolled her eyes and said “HELLO…  It has to be at least 8 characters and include one capital”   Share This With Your Friends Now:

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