Jokes // This category is for I.T. relates gags and practical jokes
JOKE: Son-In-Law & God
A girl brings her boy friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his study for green tea. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the boy. “I am an religious scholar and want ...
FUNNY: Greatest Music Spoof Ever – ColdPlay “YETI”
I genuinely prefer this song to the ColdPlay’s original; the production values are higher on this spoof than the original. The lyrics are crazy funny: I also like this 30 second clip, Taylor Swift: I Knew You Were in Trouble GOAT Edition.
JOKE: The Blonde and The Lord
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ...
SOLVED: Why the Blond had Such a Long Password
Why did the blond use the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked about this, the blond women rolled her eyes and said “HELLO… It has to be at least 8 characters and include one capital”
So You want to Marry a Manitoba Girl?
Three friends married women from different parts of the world… The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The ...
SOLVED: How to View Email Inbox Subfolders on Galaxy S3 Android 4
This is not hard to do but it is easy to make a mistake. If you want to view your email inbox folders on a Galaxy S3 Android 4 all you have to do is open your email and: Click the folder select box at the top Click SHOW ALL FOLDERS Click the INBOX ICON ...
JOKE: Newfie Directions
An American tourist in a small village he was visiting in Newfoundland, approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?” Jarge, the local, scratched his head, “Are ya walkin ER drivin?” he asked the stranger. “I’m driving,” said the stranger. Jarge replied, “That’s the quickest way.”
The Lie Detector Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to try it on his son at dinner. “Where were you last night?” “I was at the library!” The robot slaps the son. “OK I was at a friends house” “Doing what?” Asked the father “Watching a movie, Toy Story” The ...
A Man and His Wife Go to Jerusalem…
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just ...
Rules Of The BBQ – There is Just No Pleasing Some Women!
This is great and just a little too true: The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside ...
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