So You want to Marry a Manitoba Girl?

Three friends married women from different parts of the world… The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and…

SOLVED: How to View Email Inbox Subfolders on Galaxy S3 Android 4

This is not hard to do but it is easy to make a mistake.  If you want to view your email inbox folders on a Galaxy S3 Android 4 all you have to do is open your email and: Click the folder select box at the top Click SHOW ALL FOLDERS Click the INBOX ICON (not the text… repeat NOT the text… touch the pretty icon) Select the folder you wish to view  

JOKE: Newfie Directions

An American tourist in a small village he was visiting in Newfoundland, approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?” Jarge, the local, scratched his head, “Are ya walkin ER drivin?” he asked the stranger. “I’m driving,” said the stranger. Jarge replied, “That’s the quickest way.”

The Lie Detector Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to try it on his son at dinner. “Where were you last night?” “I was at the library!”  The robot slaps the son. “OK I was at a friends house” “Doing what?” Asked the father “Watching a movie, Toy Story” The robot slaps the son. “OK it was porn!” Cried the son Father yells “What! When I was your age, I…

A Man and His Wife Go to Jerusalem…

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would…

Rules Of The BBQ – There is Just No Pleasing Some Women!

This is great and just a little too true: The woman buys the food.  The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.  The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.  The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of…

Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Than Women The garage is all yours. Your last name stays put. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack… You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station…

VIDEOs: We Just Got Samsunged! Apple iPhone vs Samsung

“…”Ah that looks like last year’s phone” is the killer line, says a guy rising from his sleeping bag to look at an unboxing video of, presumably, iPhone 4S. Samsung snark already has soured perceptions of iPhone and boosted those of Samsung brands, according to YouGov BrandIndex. The attack ads, which never specifically mention iPhone, marks one of the most iconic marketing campaigns since Apple’s “Get a Mac”. <a href=”http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink|5159|429992|0|170|AdId=1943277;BnId=1;itime=145244750;ku=1102609;key=250;nodecode=yes;link=http://ad2.netshelter.net/jump/ns.betanews/articles;ppos=ATF;kw=;tile=2;sz=300×250;ord=123456789?” target=”_blank” ><img src=”http://ad2.netshelter.net/ad/ns.betanews/articles;ppos=ATF;kw=;tile=2;sz=300×250;ord=123456789?” border=”0″ alt=””…

JOKE: A cabbie picks up a Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance…

Crazy Funny Advert To Go Back in Time

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me.  This is not a joke.  PO Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022.  You get paid after we get back.  Must bring your own weapons.  Safety not guaranteed.  I have only done this once before.