JOKE: A Modern Day Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones ** ** ** Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves…