JOKE: NASA Spends $1B on a Pen

No wonder the Americans have financial problems; guess they thought they would never run out of money! When NASA first planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to…

Mystery! What Do These 7 Words Have In Common?

QUESTION: What Do These 7 Words Have In Common? 1. Potato 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Banana 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess   Scroll down to see the answer . . . . . . . . . . . If you take the first letter of the word and move it to the end of the word and then reverse the letter order, they spell the same word.

JOKE: Son-In-Law & God

A girl brings her boy friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his study for green tea. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the boy. “I am an religious scholar and want to marry your daughter” he replies. “A scholar,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a…

So You want to Marry a Manitoba Girl?

Three friends married women from different parts of the world… The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and…

JOKE: Newfie Directions

An American tourist in a small village he was visiting in Newfoundland, approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?” Jarge, the local, scratched his head, “Are ya walkin ER drivin?” he asked the stranger. “I’m driving,” said the stranger. Jarge replied, “That’s the quickest way.”

A Man and His Wife Go to Jerusalem…

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would…

Screen Misalignment

Another easy, fast but annoying  IT Gag.  THIS GAG REQUIRES THE USER TO HAVE TWO SCREENS.  If you user has only one, this will not work.  Most people, even techs, do not remember that every version of Windows since Win95 supports a minimum of 9 screens.  The idea was that you should be able to build a 3×3 screen video wall… and you can if you have enough video cards and monitors.  To make a…

Blue Screen Of Death

This practical joke is always a winner and we have twist on it to make your friends nuts.   Just run either of the below on your friends machine and see if they lose their mind. OPTION 1: TYPICAL BSoD SCREEN SAVER You can downloaded the Blue Screen Of Death BSoD Screen Saver from me or directly from the Microsoft SysInternal page HERE.   In case you are wondering why Microsoft produced this… they didn’t… SysInterals produced it and then Microsoft bought…