Joke: The Blonde and the Business

After months a work, a blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to  pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.” Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays……

JOKE: The Blonde and The Lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.   Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another…

SOLVED: Why the Blond had Such a Long Password

Why did the blond use the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked about this, the blond women rolled her eyes and said “HELLO…  It has to be at least 8 characters and include one capital”