VIDEO: Prank The Phone Scammers

Listen to me pretend to be everyone from Ronald Reagan to L Ron Hubbard to Jesus Christ with these stupid phone scammers. The first half of this recording is me jerking these guys around with fake names and stupid accents but the second half is a recording I did trying to get them to lay out the whole scam. It was shocking how complex the attack was. They used a front end staffer to call…

Joke: The Blonde and the Business

After months a work, a blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to  pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.” Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays……

Jokes & Demotivators

Wifes Mood Swings My husband, not happy with my mood swings,  bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I am in a good mood the ring turns green. When I am in a bad mood the ring leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he will buy me a diamond. ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ BOYS AND GIRLS NIGHT OUT PERMISSION FORM Boys…

JOKE: NASA Spends $1B on a Pen

No wonder the Americans have financial problems; guess they thought they would never run out of money! When NASA first planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to…

JOKE: Retiree Mental Fitness

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling.  (I’ll meet you there.)   1.    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . .   The correct answer is: Open…

JOKE: A Modern Day Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones ** ** ** Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves…

Jokes: Consultants – Answering What No One Asked

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?” Bud…

Mystery! What Do These 7 Words Have In Common?

QUESTION: What Do These 7 Words Have In Common? 1. Potato 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Banana 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess   Scroll down to see the answer . . . . . . . . . . . If you take the first letter of the word and move it to the end of the word and then reverse the letter order, they spell the same word. Share This With Your Friends Now:

JOKE: Son-In-Law & God

A girl brings her boy friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his study for green tea. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the boy. “I am an religious scholar and want to marry your daughter” he replies. “A scholar,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a…

FUNNY: Greatest Music Spoof Ever – ColdPlay “YETI”

I genuinely prefer this song to the ColdPlay’s original; the production values are higher on this spoof than the original.  The lyrics are crazy funny: I also like this 30 second clip, Taylor Swift: I Knew You Were in Trouble GOAT Edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCv-HxktZFc All good stuff Share This With Your Friends Now:

JOKE: The Blonde and The Lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.   Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another…

SOLVED: Why the Blond had Such a Long Password

Why did the blond use the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked about this, the blond women rolled her eyes and said “HELLO…  It has to be at least 8 characters and include one capital”   Share This With Your Friends Now:

So You want to Marry a Manitoba Girl?

Three friends married women from different parts of the world… The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and…